attempt to pick and eat fleas off each other........well not unless they got paid extra or their loan cheques had run out and they were desperate for food! However, the students soon realised they were being exploited and decided to go on strike. They had all chained themselves to the outside of Milton in protest when.........
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Replying to: ....instead use students who would work in worse conditions than monkeys and who also wouldn't.....
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Replying to: ...when the group finally regained their sanity, they decided that chickens were only good for three things: barbecueing, roasting, and putting in curries. Their new business venture, it was therefore decided, would not involve chickens in any way, shape or form. It would instead involve monkeys, and operantly conditioning them to become effective household pets/slaves. While trying to get their hands on the 1257 monkeys it would take to start such a business, they decided to....
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Replying to: ...chickens!!!!!!!!........
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Replying to: ... Gave the group a business idea which involved.....
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Replying to: ...having a nice picnic consisting of cucumber sandwiches, and tea to be sipped from bone china cups, while discussing what a frightfully awful time they had had trying to get triangle shaped bread with no crusts. This new learned behaviour... |