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Re: Barman |
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elvis |
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Aug 2, 06 - 4:25 PM |
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michaeldwaller@hotmail.com |
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Dear Meg,
First of all, define barman. As if your definition includes the verb “work” Loyed was never a barman.
However as for his whereabouts I believe he left the pub because his girlfriend, who has since moved on to better pastures, caught him in bed with a choir girl. (And by girl I mean boy and by bed I mean the pulpit).
So after an excommunication and most of his friends disowning him he did what any self-respecting necrophiliac would do: he joined the army.
However after failing the physical, the infamous “stap-a-dick-to-me” operation it seems was dramatically bodged, he joined a cult of evangelists who sing, and clap to their guitars outside homeless shelters.
Last report he was earning about a condom and a nickel a day….
But why do you ask meg?
PS does anyone know any more of Loyed? |
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