Okay, I keep getting roped in by the fun bowling button. I always click it, and the same thing always happens. It brings me to American Idol. I do not want to know about American Idol, I want to know about bowling. If I wanted to know about American Idol, I would look for a button that reads "Click me! I am American Idol!" And even though I know what happens, I still think "Ooh bowling!" And then I click and am disappointed yet again. Alright, we're gonna move ahead. Sorry to slow you down.
