Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates,
they are met by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you all led such
wonderful lives that I'm granting you six months to go back to
earth and be anyone you want to be."

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof*
she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and *poof*
she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Alberta Pipalini."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.

"Alberta Pipalini;" replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says;
"I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands
it to St. Peter.

He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back
to her and says....


"No sister, the paper says it was the ' Alberta Pipeline'
that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months.

You're a bad man Mitch